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Intro: (0:00)
Katherine Howard Roast: (5:48)
All You Wanna Do: (11:50)
Outro: (47:15)

Katherine Howard Roast transcript:
[Catherine Parr]
Okay, you know what, I think it's time we heard from our next queen: Kate Howard!

[Anne Boleyn]
Who's that again?

[Catherine of Aragon]
Oh I think she was the least relevant Katherine.

[Anne Boleyn]
Oh yeah, yeah, now I still don't care.

[Katherine Howard]
Oh haha, funny.

[Catherine of Aragon]
Yeah, speaking of funny, good luck trying to compete with us, honey!

[Katherine Howard]
You're right, you're right. I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. Your lives sounded terrible. And your songs! REALLY helped to convey that. I mean, Catherine, almost moving to a nunnery and then NOT? That almost could've been really hard for you. And Anne! Getting your head chopped off! Surely that means you'll win the competition- Oh wait. Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded- oh, never mind. And Jane, dying of natural causes. WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED? And surviving. But seriously, Anna. All jokes aside, being rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough. I wouldn't know anything about that. I mean look at me, I'm really hot. So yeah, I can't even begin to think of how I'd compete with you all! Oh wait, like this.

All You Wanna Do lyrics: https://genius.com/Six-cast-all-you-w...