“Now here is my daffy friend... daffy and sorrowful at the same time, comedian Rodney Dangerfield.”

01:08 “Since I’m a kid, I got no confidence in the way I look. My parents, on Halloween, they sent me out as-is.”
01:38 “I remember things from when I was a kid. The time I asked my old man where I came from. He told me I was brought by a crow.”
02:48 “I tell ya, with my wife we fight over little things. Like sometimes I’m late, I ask her to press my pants. And I tell ya the way she puts the creases in my pants, my legs should be walking in two different directions.”

Subscribe to channel: http://bit.ly/2sr65Yu

Twitter:   / rodneynorespect  
Facebook:   / rodneydangerfield  
Instagram:   / rodneynorespect