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The TRUTH about Bad Gear
I found this conspiracy theory on Reddit - Sun Tsu

Music Used: Cjbeards - Fire and Thunder
Song Link:    • Cjbeards - Fire and Thunder  

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Disclaimer: The entire text is a truckload of horse dung, it clearly is of satirical nature and please FOR THE LOVE OF MOOG don't take it seriously.

Or is it???

Bad Gear is a Psy-Ops by Big Synth, and Florian Pilz is a plant
Hear me out

we've all been there, right? Lusting after that shiny new synth, thinking it's going to be the answer to all our musical woes. But have you ever stopped to think... why? Why do we feel this insatiable need to acquire more and more gear? The answer is simple: Big Synth.

Big Synth, the shadowy conglomerate of synthesizer manufacturers with Uli Behringer as their leader, has been playing us for fools. They've been conducting covert psy-ops on the unsuspecting synth community for years. And the worst part? They've planted their agent right under our noses: Florian Pilz.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Florian?". Yes, Florian. It's all been a ruse. Every meme, every ironic post, every "early-pop dreamy radio-wave brostep from an beach near you" jam – it's all been carefully orchestrated by Big Synth to brainwash us into emptying our wallets. This textbook MK ultra operation ticks all of the CIA mind-programming boxes.

Think about it. Every time you see an episode, what's your first thought? "Man, I really need a new synth." Coincidence? I think not. It's meme warfare, my friends. A subtle, insidious campaign to make us believe that our self-worth is tied to the number of synths we own.

And let's not even get started on the "bad gear" narrative. Big Synth wants us to believe that our current gear is never good enough. That there's always something better, shinier, more expensive out there. It's a never-ending cycle of Gear Acquisition Syndrome that keeps us perpetually unsatisfied and perpetually spending. I'm on my 10th Hydrasynth and there is no signs of stopping.

So, the next time you feel that itch to buy a new synth, remember: it's not you, it's them. Big Synth and their meme warrior, Florian Pilz, are pulling the strings.

Stay woke, synth fam. Stay woke.