Comedian Gastor Almonte on why everyone should work a retail job, keeping new year's resolutions, and his war with the rats of New York City!

Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise – that's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 150 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Visit our website below to find an upcoming show near you: https://www.donttellcomedy.com

Just don't tell anyone!! 🤫

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Gastor Almonte is a stand-up comedian and storyteller from Brooklyn, NY. He's appeared on Comedy Central's This Is Not Happening, Peacock’s True Story with Ed Helms and Randall Park, and Comedy Central Presents. Timeout magazine named him one of your "New Comedy Obsessions." His album, Immigrant Made, can be heard on all streaming platforms. Gastor has a podcast called The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte & Shalewa Sharpe available everywhere.

Instagram:   / gastoralmonte  
Facebook:   / gastoralmonte  
TikTok:   / gastoralmonte  
YouTube: @GastorAlmonte

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Credits:
Written and Performed by Gastor Almonte

Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis

Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Reed Nisson
Camera Operators:
Addison Farrell
Rylie Field
Alan Jensen
Katie LeVander
Marlana Skrobe
Brandon Wells
1st AC: Sarah Alexander

Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Eugene Kim
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows

Production Designer: Oak Laokwansathitaya
Set Dresser: Lucy Hislop
Art Assistant: Marlon Reid
Graphics: Megan Hunter

Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Aine Hunt
Eddie Lorah
Lucas Stone
Brandon Wells

Photographer: Marcus Russell Price
Art Provided by: Noura Elrhalami (@seamistcollection)

Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in New York City, NY