When Star Cruiser was first revealed (Along with that price tag) I was curious as to how they hoped it would succeed. It did not.

Recently, Jenny Nicholson pulled an HBomberguy on the attraction, revealing the experience and its secrets, so I had some thoughts, as well, mostly on the poor showmanship and mechanics involved.

And don't worry, i don't do reactions too often, but the Star Cruiser interested me personally.

Jenny's Video:    • The Spectacular Failure of the Star W...  
Her kickin' outro song:    • The Spectacular Failure of the Star W...  
The Dubious Screenrant Article: https://screenrant.com/star-wars-gala...
Rule 702 of Evidence Law: https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre...