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ENGINEER: That was one mighty fine display, pardner! Second place might not lookit, but that there's a spot fit for a practical problem solver such as yerself!
SPY: Well done, my friend. I am not easily impressed... and yet you have impressed me. You have earned this.
SCOUT: Ayyyy, big guy! Congrats on the silver prize! Now see, dis? DIS is what winning feels like! And I feel like this, like, every FREAKIN' day! So you betta enjoy it, aight?
PYRO: [muffled celebration?]
SNIPER: Well done, mate! You had us all worried 'ere for a second, but bonza, ya bloody did it. Aces all 'round! You did great!
SOLDIER: You did good, son... Real good. I might even say you did great out there... Crying? I'M NOT CRYING, MAGGOT!! You take that victory and you better SCARF it down like a MEAL!!
DEMOMAN: Ye did it, laddy!! Quite the [URP] explosive round ye had there. Brought tears to me eye, honestly! Too [HRK] bloody easy fer you, huh lad? Ha ha ha!!
MEDIC: Misha, old boy! Du hast einen tollen Job gemacht! Ho ho ho, and not a single scratch no less! Vell done indeed!
PAULING: Great work, Heavy. This victory is going in the files no doubt. Pat yourself on the back, big guy. This one's all yours.

THE ADMINISTRATOR: Hmph. You've suprised me today, Misha. It's not a first place... but it's something. Don't get too cocky. Savour this while you can...
VICTORY.