*still a joke. I'm not white, Scottish or 89. I'm also chatting rubbish for 92.1% of all my videos.


Guys i cant lie… this film is bleak AF so it was hard to joke about 90% of it. Luckily TemuGonnagall is a deeply disturbed woman who can laugh through darkeness… also someone check Voldemort’s Hardrive coz i dont trust this man

s tier chapters
00:00 - sup witches
01:01 - coming mum
01:26 - the job theif
02:28 - take some rubbers
03:05 - hedstone
03:50 - ginger extinction!?
05:10 - respect hedstone
05:41 - c**kblock potter
06:45 - the daily m̶a̶i̶l̶ prophet
07:20 - will envy
08:33 - dumbledore dad facts
09:25 - fit check
10:51 - size of badgers
11:48 - ratted out by pussy
12:28 - please forgive me 🥲
13:28 - ditch the witch
15:01 - gumptionless potter
15:59 - standing up for hermione
17:12 - it's a cinnamon roll
17:34 - i shouldn't be listening to this, but i'm going to carry on anyway beacuse the tea is always best when its scolding
18:59 - i see dyspraxicia
20:14 - mystic megonagall
22:34 - voldemort needs to stop distributing cp
23:09 - hermione negging ron
25:41 - this kids film is so bleak it's a crime
28:39 - i accidentally just killed dobby
29:01 - nevermind harry killed dobby
29:18 - dobby’s got a crush
30:03 - potter can't dig graves
30:15 - voldy thats necrophilia
31:25 - next time just go centre parks 🍃