right what it says on the tin: three (ish) seconds of every star trek: the next generation episode... all 178 of them. some clips were a little longer or shorter for the sake of lines fitting nicely into clips, but it's close enough.

this took me something like three months to chip through, but i'm so pleased with the result. it's extremely funny.

this was heavily inspired by the "one second of every star trek: the original series episode" video by Zoe Ann Jordan on youtube/jeffreycombs on tumblr. heres the youtube link, since i think the url is less likely to change than the tumblr mirror:    • One Second of Every Star Trek: The Or...  

EDIT: in response to some comments...

All of these clips are in order by episode number. If there’s only one clip from a two-parter (like the pilot) it’s because it’s listed as a single episode on the only streaming service that currently hosts TNG, Paramount Plus.

If you're trying to figure out what episode a clip belongs to, I suggest Googling the dialogue in quotation marks (you can find transcriptions of every episode on chakoteya.net) or using these time stamps to at least narrow down the season.
Season 1 0:00
Season 2, The Child 1:15 (eager beaver)
Season 3, Evolution 2:23 (band music over communications)
Season 4, The Best of Both Worlds Part II 3:42 (borg cube blowing up a ship)
Season 5, Redemption II 5:04 (klingons headbutting)
Season 6, Time’s Arrow Part II 6:24 (troi corrects geordi’s upside-down book)
Season 7, Descent Part II 7:43 (lore plays with geordi’s visor)