Hey everybody, I kinda don't use this channel a lot, but with the new Zelder coming out I got an unfightable urge to do something silly with it. Thank you to all the abridgers who came before me and made this possible (I'm particularly inspired by adamwestslapdog and xanauzumaki). Anyways, hope you guys enjoy, and if enough people like it, I'll do another episode.

Written, edited, and voiced by me
Game by Nintendy
Footage used from ‪@ReleaseFire‬, ‪@GameXplain‬, ‪@BeardBear‬, ‪@heorotlinea‬, Nintendo, SmallAngryCrow and myself
Theme song is "Thank You, New Jersey" by Origami Angel
TV static by ‪@NF0RCED‬
Thank you to ‪@julia-chama1163‬ for reading the script and making helpful suggestions
Thank you to SmallAngryCrow for footage, finger snapping, and being supportive of me making this silly video
Thank you to A2Z for sheep goat
Thank you to ‪@YTFlink‬ for teaching me what multi-action design philosophy is
Thank you, viewer, for watching!