One of the greatest rock songs ever written... don't even argue.

Katten

Vocals - Matt: ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
   / theycallmelucas  

Guitar - William: A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
   / guitarheroaddict112  

Bass - Petter: Someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the penis.
   / ptv987  

Drums - Ewan: A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies weak at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
   / plastikdrink  

... The urban dictionary never lies