Dear Squan,
As I leave New Jersey, you will always be the community that stays in my heart.
Your safe streets provided me refuge in 2014 when I was homeless and sleeping in my car.
Your beaches are by far Jersey’s nicest, your locals are the friendliest. The rest of the state and its bennies, pineys & zanonis can go to heck. :)
Long live the rose that washed up at my feet at Main Street Beach in September 2015 (seen here).
It was then that I knew Squan was special.
To you Manasquan, I dedicate this presentation. My home away from home. Forever.

Mark
P.S. Everytime I rolled into town I played “Suddenly Last Summer” by The Motels, so I chose it for this.