This is for all you SEINFELD fans who LOVE NEWMAN and believe he's been misunderstood. This song sets out to defend and celebrate the portly little US Postal Worker who lives down the hall from Jerry in apartment 5-E. Enjoy! Lyrics below:

NEWMAN - "Human" by The Human League (Parody)

Please allow me to describe
All my tears
Many reasons why I cry….

[Please don’t hate me..]

I live down the hall from Jerry
I just want to be part of the gang
They treat me like an old spare wheel
Rolling down some lonesome interstate

I'm only Newman
Delivering the mail
Newman
Corpulent and pale

So many nights I longed to hold her
So many times I looked and saw her face
Nothing could change the way I feel
No one else compares to sweet Elaine

I'm only Newman
Delivering the mail
(I am a mailman)
Newman
Festively plump and pale

I'm only Newman
Delivering the mail
(I am a mailman)
Newman
Corpulent and pale