No way I can't believe it guys. As you can see I'm coughing so much right now. I've spent 410 000 attempts on this so far, and I never thought I'd get this far! It looks like I might actually beat it!

EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN APRIL FOOLS VIDEO BUT STUPID YOUTUBE UPLOADED IT TOO LATE, YES THIS IS FAKE, NO HATE PLS

Ok, if you made it this far into the description, congratulations! Everything above, including the video itself, was made to parody the obviously fake runs that dumb cheaters have tried to get away with and become the next SpaceUK. I know I'm a bit late to be uploading only now, but I still wanted to capitalise on it.

This community is far too lenient with cheaters, and it's sad that nobody has learned anything after SpaceUK.