Source : Hyorotto Danshi [ひょろっと男子] 20161008

SPEAKERS (seiyuu)
Top : Nishiyama Koutarou [西山 宏太朗]
Bottom : Umehara Yuichiro [梅原裕一郎]

Note :
I changed a few of the sentences on purpose for it to give off a similar impression to what they're expressing. If some of you find mistakes on the translations, please do correct me in the comment section and I'll be glad to pin them.

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