Hoist your flags and scare all the local pets with your store-bought explosives! Who cares if you don't have training or a permit, it's your right!

You know what else is your right? To skip all that and watch some internet comedy! What other country on Earth can offer you that? Besides Canada. And the UK. and France. I actually hear Russin Improv is pretty funny if you're into nihilistic existentialism. But this is American Improv! Whether it's great or mediocre, we'll insist it's the best no matter what!

Also don't forget to respond to the suggestion post! Or be like most Americans and don't take advantage of a platform to impact something and instead be a passive participant but complain when it isn't what you want it to be. But with Sparklers!