all credits go to original creators

time stamps for excuses:

0:00 pre-peeling fruit
0:44 organizing his ties
1:27 cleaning his gong
2:04 getting his eyebrows waxed
3:16 trimming the hedges
4:09 taking maui for a walk
4:42 pairing his socks
5:15 napping
6:16 organizing gummy bears
6:22 cutting his grass (with scissors)
6:58 knitting

the man really just does everything