This video was originally a meme uploaded to a now rapidly decaying turn-of-the-century era meme mansion known as YTMND which is somehow still active on the outer fringes of the known internet. This version is updated for 2183. Here's the original for your indulgence, though good luck getting the page to load:

mordinmance.ytmnd.com

Credits:

Mass Effect belongs to Bioware
Song is Robert Palmer's "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" available on Island Records