#memes
#foghornleghorn
#looneytunes
#marvel

"BOY I SAY BOY, IS YOUR BARBER A PART-TIME SHEEP SHEARER, CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE HE LEFT THE FRONT HALF OF YOUR DOME TO FREEZE IN THE WINTER! HE'S PROBABLY IN HIS HOME KNITTING A FINE SCARF OUT OF YOUR OWN DARN RUG BOY!”

“Oh lord, OH LORD HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR MOSSY GREEN SOUL!”

“YA SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO THOSE REVIEWS SON! THOSE 'HALF' STARS WEREN'T LYING BOY! HOWEVER, THEY NOW CLEARLY FIT WITH YOUR 'HALF' MINDED DECISIONS! YA COULD'VE AT LEAST GOTTEN A GOSH DARN BUZZZZ CUT, BUT INSTEAD YA GOT RID OF 'HALF' THE BEES FROM THE HIVE BOY!"

“Oh man oh man. Oh my goodness-DON’T LOOK AT ME IN THE FACE ANYMORE BOY! I’VE HAD, I SAY I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT ABOMINATION OF A HAIRLINE!”