Abyss Style Cultic Pretty Girl - Pure Heart Edition -
SLAVE.V-V-R SLAVE.V-V-R
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 Published On Premiered Aug 9, 2024

My name is SLAVE.V-V-R.
It's pronounced "Slave V-V-R," but since that's long,
just call me "There's a Cockatrice hiding somewhere in my room that's been petrifying my shoulder, so my shoulder stiffness won't go away."

'Abyss Style Cultic Pretty Girl - Pure Heart Edition -'
Vocal: Merli
Lyrics, Composition, Video: SLAVE.V-V-R

So.
This time, it’s a summer song.
Summer means séances! Demon summoning! Dark rituals!
So don’t go to the beach.
Stay underground, offer prayers to evil gods, and dance sinister dances wishing for ruin!
Don’t go to the beach.
Don’t go to the beach with your significant other!

Listen, the sea is far more terrifying than you think.
Do you know what methane hydrate is?
It’s a substance where methane gas is trapped in ice, existing deep in the ocean, with a massive amount present on Earth’s seabed.
Normally, this methane hydrate is stable, but did you know it can collapse due to rising temperatures?
When methane hydrate collapses, a huge amount of methane gas is released all at once from the seabed, so don’t just sit around eating shaved ice together!
Hey, you know all shaved ice tastes the same, just with different colors, right?
Saying "I want strawberry!"—they’re all strawberry, and they’re all Blue Hawaii!
What’s with Blue Hawaii? I’ll put ink in it and make it Black Hawaii instead!

Oh, if it’s ink, you can just catch a squid, so the sea’s actually perfect for that.
Go catch some squid.
Spend the whole day fishing for squid, then break up afterward.
You can make your last memory together by eating grilled squid.
Octopus would work too, though.


Do you understand what I’m saying?
You don’t?
Then, whatever!

Anyway,
'Abyss Style Cultic Pretty Girl - Pure Heart Edition -'
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