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Parody of "Please Please Please" by Sabrina Carpenter. I do not own it, this is just a parody for entertainment purposes.

I know I’m on a loss streak
I know I shouldn’t press play
Don't ask about my RR
I lose more than I gain
How was I a platinum one peak
And now I’m bronze no way
Oh I know

There might be many factors
But a certain map is why
Whenever I pick my agent
I want to barf inside
I wish that it was fracture
Ascent icebox or bind
But oh no
Wish I knew how to op

Breeze breeze breeze I hate my life
Breeze breeze breeze
How did I get this map again when i just played it twice
Chamber is opping
My whole team will suffer
My k/d is one and nineteen
I’m a failure ahhhhh
Breeze breeze breeze

The enemy Reyna lurked halls
And that’s why we all died
I know we forgot to watch mid
Now they’re shooting us from behind
So would it be a tragedy
If I somehow maybe DC’ed
I’m just kidding
But really
Really
Really

Breeze breeze breeze i hate my life
Breeze breeze breeze
How did I get this map again when i just played it twice
Chamber is opping
I’m stuck by the pillar
My k/d is one and nineteen
I’m a failure ahhhhh
Breeze breeze breeze

Oh I’m gonna go play ARAM 'cause
I don’t want to play on breeze
Should I become a Viper one trick
I miss pearl so desperately

Breeze breeze breeze
Breeze breeze breeze
Breeze
Breeze
breeze