Well, hello, internet! What happens when a second-rate YouTuber and disappointed Star Wars fan consumes copious amounts of alcohol? The results may surprise you... By that, I mean he will get blackout drunk, write and record a script, and blatantly copy a character made by a superior channel! Critics such as my wife and friends call this video a new low for the internet and my personal 9/11, but you'll be dialing 911 due to uncontrollable fits of laughter in this video. In what is a first for this platform, a random person shares their opinion on Star Wars. You know, Star Wars? The movie has all your favorite characters like Eeth Koth, Kit Fisto, and Plo Koon. Watch as Disney spends more money than you could make in one hundred lifetimes to ruin one of the most storied and celebrated entertainment properties of all time. Who needs a plan when you have money? Forget writing; we need more laser swords!

If you enjoy this content, hop over to ‪@RedLetterMedia‬ and watch their Star Wars analysis. I stole the voice from them because after four margaritas, talking like an alcoholic serial killer is the funniest thing in the world for me. Talk about content!