Happy holidays!

From The Kipper Family's album "Arrest These Merry Gentlemen."

Chorus:
Away day, away day, loco in transit
Omnibus, St Pancreas, away day

Cleopatra virginae, terra incognito
in loco parentis Caesar multi Kama Sutra

Troilus et Cressida, cum homo erectus
Strangulated hernia, coitus interruptus

Romulus et Remus, in flagrante delicto
Honi soit qui mal y pense, Harry Belafonte

Gina Lollobrigida, osteoarthritis
In vino veritas, Peter Dominicus

Non compos mentis, continuo ad nauseam
Ad lib, et cetera, quod erat demonstrandum