Don't give up on the helis! I'll show you the absolute basics to help you tame these marvelous beasts so you can rekindle that spirit of wonder and the challenge of mastering rotorcraft flight in the simulator. I'm far from a pro, and don't even pretend to be one, but I'm still close enough to the total incompetence boat to (hopefully) deliver all this material in way that makes sense to my fellow newbies. For this flight, we will be in the Mini-500 by Got Friends.