Thanks for listening :)

I wrote this song and you can't steal it for money w/o my permission :P

We lived together
In a small Norwegian town
You were the smart one (and me, well)
I was the clown

We were inseparable
Like brothers, they’d say
And that is why it hurt so bad
When you up and went away

You left for college
I got a job on a fishing boat
You never returned my calls
And you never wrote

But now that you’re back
I can finally share the news
About the brand new deity
that’s fillin’ up `all the pews

Don’t be mistaken
We worship the Kraken
The old gods are forsaken
The Kraken holds us all so tight

Deep under the ocean
It is causing a commotion
And I got a notion
The Kraken he’s gonna treat you right

A 100 thousand years it slept
A slumber without dreams
While through the mud cro-magnum crept
Preoccupied with primal schemes

Foolish men set out to sea
On ships of wood and bravery
shocked deeply by their discovery
Unfathomable squid-like diety



Don’t be mistaken
We worship the Kraken
The old gods are forsaken
The Kraken holds us all so tight

Deep under the ocean
It is causing a commotion
And I got a notion
The Kraken he’s gonna treat you right

I can see you nod and listen
You want to join our squid religion
You never were a happy Christian
Our contract is sealed in blood its written

put on this robe
Let’s shave that head
You sleep in a coastal cave now
So you'd better sell your bed

The Kraken requires your adoration
And possibly an amputation
it’s all part of your confirmation
Your half man half squid transformation

And Now beneath the brine
Our tentacles finally intwine
never again will we be separated
Our friendship is cephalopod consecrated

Our vows are taken
We worship the Kraken
The old gods are forsaken
The Kraken holds us all so tight

Deep under the ocean
We are causing a commotion
I offer my undying devotion
With the aid of its newest VB acolyte