What if Darth Jar Jar was REAL
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 Published On May 17, 2024

What if Darth Jar Jar Binks Was the True Sith MASTERMIND? Let's explore the depths of it in this video.

Alarm bells rang across Gungan city as guards rushed to halt the advance of General Grievous. Somehow, he freed himself and was rampaging across the city.

For Darth Jar Jar, his mind was elsewhere. The Republic had just won one of its greatest victories after a plot to assassinate the Gungan leader, Boss Lyonie was uncovered. After that was foiled, the Gungan army managed to capture General Grievous. This should have been a crippling blow to the CIS, but reports have now started to filter in that Anakin had been captured by Count Dooku and demands Grievous in exchange.

Jar Jar had just finished talking to Padme about the capture of Anakin and suggested making the trade to save his life. He meant every word of it too. Anakin was one of his dearest friends and he wasn't about to leave him in the hands of some third-rate Sith Lord.

He had listened to Palpatine's plan of creating a new galaxy. One filled with peace and security so that the Jedi like Obi-Wan would not need to risk their lives, senators like
Padme would not be threatened for speaking the truth, and slaves like Anakin would be free.

However, he now sees that his apprentice is trying to fool him and would have to be dealt with.
But first, the general.

He smiles as the general tosses aside a group of gungan guards and appears in the hallway, wielding a pair of electro-stalves. With his typical smile, Jar Jar waves the general over.

Jar Jar: Hellooooo. Missa gonna hurt youssa, you betcha betcha.

The general hurled one of the staffs at Jar Jar, but right before it struck, the staff froze in midair, turned 180 degrees, and flew back at the general, striking him in the stomach and sending sparks flying.

As Grievous stumbled back, Jar Jar drew a red lightsaber and threw himself at the general, flailing his arms about. The clash was swift and violent. Though the cyborg general was trained in the Jedi arts by Count Dooku, nothing prepared him for what was to come.

His movements were like a wild dance, striking against every point. Grievous struggles in vain to protect himself against those attacks, but he soon finds his defenses slackening as Jar Jar attacks strike home. A dozen cuts flash across his torso, each one would be a mortal blow, but the Sith lord held back. He was toying with him.

Suddenly, a powerful blow sends Grievous flying across the hall. Jar Jar casually makes a squeezing motion with his hand and the general feels a surge of pain as his armor caves in around him, leaving the kaleesh coughing.

Jar Jar: Youssa better get running now.

General Grievous, for the first time in many years feeling fear, drops to all fours and skitters away just as more Gungan guards appear. Suddenly, Jar Jar hides his lightsabers and lets out a scream. He cries about how the general is trying to escape to the surface and they should follow him to find Anakin.

The Gungan warriors rush after the rogue general while Jar Jar hangs behind, smiling to himself. Grievous was just the start, he would need to deal with the rest of the CIS before this war went any further.

With a smile, he ran after them, the rogue general taking shelter in an abandoned temple. When he arrives, the other Gungans are already storming its hallways, searching for Anakin and the fugitive. Jar Jar simply taps into the Force, allowing it to lead him towards them.

He finds them in an isolated part of the temple along with Dooku and a small group of Magnguards. Anakin is suspended in a ray shield, dangling by his arms and legs. Jar Jar raises his hand and puts his friend to sleep before marching into the chamber with his lightsaber drawn.

When the two turn to face him, Dooku's eyes widen.

Dooku: Impossible.

He has heard stories and rumors of Jar Jars' supposed power but dismissed them as gossip. After all, he had never sensed any Force sensitivity near him. But as the Gungan approaches, he sheds the shroud that has hidden his powers, allowing his presence to be felt in the Force, filling the room and nearly sending Dooku reeling.

Has this powerful Sith Lord truly been hiding under his nose this whole time? Jar Jar lifts the hapless Magnaguards and crushes them with the Force. Dooku barely manages to dodge them as their remains are thrown at him.

Igniting his lightsaber, Dooku unleashes a barrage of lightning at the master, but Jar Jar catches it in his hands and throws it aside. Grievous reaches for the fallen Magnaguard staff and rushes at him.

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